thatsplicingadventure:


This is probably the single best request we have ever received 

thatsplicingadventure:

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This is probably the single best request we have ever received 

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texasassy:

my two favorite things in one picture
pussy
weed

texasassy:

my two favorite things in one picture

  • pussy
  • weed

(Source: sweetkagaminekiss)

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soft-grudge:

DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN??

soft-grudge:

DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN??

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disastr:

the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”


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wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole
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heckacute:

A good rule to follow is “The Ten Rule.” It’s where you don’t call somebody before before ten AM or after ten PM unless you have seen each other naked. 


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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars


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seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use


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1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt
2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last
3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get
4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out.
5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about
6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window
7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories
8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible
9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless
10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog
11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts
12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse
13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door.
14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up.
15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters
16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself.
17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder.
18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat.

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qarcon:

how do i apply for this job

qarcon:

how do i apply for this job

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kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 
girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands
the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master
then the girl scratching her coochie on the right
fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 

girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands

the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master

then the girl scratching her coochie on the right

fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.

(Source: damnafricawhathappened)

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allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME


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