i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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Welcome to my mind.
This is my blog. Check my About Me for info on me. Otherwise, enjoy.
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
(Source: zombieboyj, via iminlove-whenyou-wakeme-up)
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
(Source: circumcisions, via haimissy)
still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
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EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
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i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
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| 1/4 of tumblr: | OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR |
| 1/4 of tumblr: | OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING |
| 1/4 of tumblr: | WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS |
| 1/4 of tumblr: | yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day |
do you ever just watch the first episode of your favorite show again and look at how plain and simple everyone is before character development sets in and terrible shit starts happening to everyone
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askkk me
| Have you ever: | |
| 1. Skipped class? | |
| 2. Done drugs? | |
| 3. Self harmed? | |
| 4. Drank? | |
| 5. Shoplifted? | |
| 6. Gotten a tattoo? | |
| 7. Broken up with someone? | |
| What's your favorite: | |
| 8. Show? | |
| 9. Movie? | |
| 10. Song? | |
| 11. Tumblr? | |
| 12. Singer/Band? | |
| 13. Memory? | |
| 14. Book? | |
| This or that: | |
| 15. Invisibility or Ability to fly? | |
| 16. Cookies or Cake? | |
| 17. Twitter or Facebook? | |
| 18. Movies or Books? | |
| 19. Coke or Sprite? | |
| 20. Blind or Deaf? | |
| 21. Tea or Coffee? | |
| What's your: | |
| 22. Age? | |
| 23. Sign? | |
| 24. Height? | |
| 25. Sexual orientation? | |
| 26. Shoe size? | |
| 27. Religion? | |
| 28. Longest relationship? | |
| Opinion on: | |
| 29. Gay rights? | |
| 30. Second chances? | |
| 31. Long distance relationships? | |
| 32. Abortion? | |
| 33. The death penalty? | |
| 34. Marijuana ? | |
| 35. Love? | |
| Do you: | |
| 36. Believe in ghost? | |
| 37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it? | |
| 38. Sleep with the door opened or closed? | |
| 39. Love someone? | |
| 40. Still watch cartoons? | |
| 41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? | |
| 42. Like yourself? |
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.
I say it more than 5 times a sentence.
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