Welcome to my mind.

peewentz: do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:46:26 -0400

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

thegoodthebadndthentheresthisguy: potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:41:51 -0400

thegoodthebadndthentheresthisguy:

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

bold move to make a rock pun. boulder move to call someone out.

highslytherin: deathlyhellos: OH MY GOD. I started crying...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:40:59 -0400

highslytherin:

deathlyhellos:

OH MY GOD.

I started crying fuck I need to go die now goodbye

amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:38:35 -0400

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

fffcuk: everyone freaks out over stolen jokes but imagine how pissed the guy who made up the “why...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:36:34 -0400

fffcuk:

everyone freaks out over stolen jokes but imagine how pissed the guy who made up the “why did the chicken cross the road?” joke must be

amessage-foryou: loving-lizzy-lee: raisingamadeus: reedierenee...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:33:13 -0400

amessage-foryou:

loving-lizzy-lee:

raisingamadeus:

reedierenee:

throwindown-inthedirtydirtysouth:

New perspective on what mothers usually find “annoying”

Omg crying😭

Cry ALL THE TEARS

D’awwww

Where is that from?

bepeu: what i learned in high school you can pass some classes by being friends with the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:31:53 -0400

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher

there is more than one kind of cool

if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you

not all food is edible

who cares

jad3harley: mySIS TER JUST ASKED ME “can a human being orgasm on a bed of ice” and i responded...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:27:53 -0400

jad3harley:

mySIS TER JUST ASKED ME “can a human being orgasm on a bed of ice”

and i responded “only if youre into coldplay”

AND WE JSUT SLOWLY REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID

pokemonpalooza: Motivational Posters by *Ommin202

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:27:16 -0400

pokemonpalooza:

Motivational Posters by *Ommin202

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:23:48 -0400

whenthefirenationattacks: archiemcphee: These awesome photos,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:16:06 -0400

whenthefirenationattacks:

archiemcphee:

These awesome photos, in which rolling waves appear to be both perfectly frozen in time and miraculously made solid, are the work of French photographer Pierre Carreau.

Carreau “shoots waves with a variety of high speed cameras using various macro and wide angle lenses, capturing water shapes that appear more sculptural than liquid.”

Visit his Pierre Carreau’s website to view many more examples of his amazing work. He also offers prints of some of his images via Clic Gallery.

[via Colossal]

fuckyeahlaughters: georje: I FOUND A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF PILLOWS...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:09:49 -0400

fuckyeahlaughters:

georje:

I FOUND A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF PILLOWS I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THE MOST FUN I WILL PROBABLY EVER HAVE

thedrumcorpsgirl: zakklikesquads: sing-onemoretime: cymbalisms...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:08:52 -0400

thedrumcorpsgirl:

zakklikesquads:

sing-onemoretime:

cymbalisms:

Here’s a more updated guide to packing for drum corps compiled by vets! Some stuff is Pioneer exclusive, but most of it is pretty applicable to any corps.

I don’t think I’ve ever brought this much stuff on tour… Am I doing band wrong?

sleeping bags may be silent and shit….but your back will thank you if you get an air mattress… just sayin

Omg this is perfect

lesupernerd: Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:05:51 -0400

lesupernerd:

Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.

dankhollister: Can’t count how many times I’ve screamed: “THAT...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:04:49 -0400

dankhollister:

Can’t count how many times I’ve screamed: “THAT SPACE IS NOT FOR YOU.”

"Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:03:03 -0400

“Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practising an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”

- Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country (via wryer)

This could be fun

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:16:09 -0400

1: Name
2: Age
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I'm really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasise about
155: Any question you'd like?

preciseperfectsymmetry: christophool: vorticity007: supaslim: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:13:42 -0400

preciseperfectsymmetry:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

This is why they are among my favorite animals.

What's your class rank?

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:08:51 -0400

Honestly, I don’t know the official ranking. Beginning of the semester, I was 18th. Now I’m somewhere between 13-17. Not 100% certain. Why?

New 52 Bat Family

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:50:39 -0400

New 52 Bat Family